The wild Micha is the God of Newbies. Ever protective and watchful of
them, they flock to him like lemmings over a cliff. This probably has
something to do with the fact that he has the patience of a saint.

Surefire ways to catch his attention include: pleading for help,
mentioning that you speak fluent German or Australian, and asking him if
that utterly adorable little girl is really his daughter.

The call of the wild Micha sounds something like this: "BLEEP!"

Distress calls include, but are not limited to: "Jenn, you're
INCORRIGIBLE!", "Jenn, you are BAD!", and just plain "JENN!"

The wild Micha can generally be found idling wildly, but almost always
visible. He seems to think it makes him superior to the always dark +Gods.
Hmm. Maybe.

see also: the Truth about Micha